– San Francisco — It’s not a city, it’s a pageant.
– San Francisco —Target destination for the outcasts, misfits, and the odd.
– We march to the beat of a different drummer that nobody is sure is really there.
– We are the petri dish of social change; the Mother of Woke.
– In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
– San Francisco — a 49-square-mile circus in search of a tent.
– A free-range, game preserve where the marginalized push back.
– The fog obscures your vision, the hills keep you off balance; it’s the only city in the world you can get lost just by standing still.
– San Francisco is where everyone is out of synch at the same time,
– The National Weather Service has classified clouds below 500 feet to be fog and above 500 feet to be clouds. So we regularly walk through low-hanging clouds. Just call us the cloud walkers.
– San Francisco is to normal what aluminum is to metal.
– San Francisco is where bliss goes to recharge.
– San Francisco — where the Western Hemisphere ends and imagination begins.
Will Durst is a local comedian whose newest one-man show, “He Who Shall Not Be Named” will open soon in San Francisco.
