If blue
Is a hue
You aspire to
The beaches of San Francisco are calling to you
And your crew or retinue
“Yoo-hoo!”
We have a few, if not a slew
Two or more with a view
One next to the zoo
Where the gnu and the emu go to the loo in the dew
And the caribou poos too
My how they spew
With not a clue
Where it flew
Boo-hoo
So come to the 415 and accrue your askew blue, Stu
Quaff a brew or chew some cashew tofu stew
Preview new shoes
Spread the news
Time is short
Too true
We bid you adieu
Hoo-dee-doo.
Will Durst is a Bay Area-based political comedian whose one-man show “He Who Shall Not Be Named” will soon open at a theater near you.
